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SOME NOTES FOR ALL OF YOU TIFFANY FANS WHO KEEP EMAILING YOUR COMMENTS: 1)WE FIXED THE SPELLING ERROR (GUILTY AS CHARGED) 2)YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONVINCE US SHE'S FAMOUS- EVEN WITH HER FLASHING HER BREASTS AND ALL- SHE'S DRIED UP, KAPUT, SPENT, DONE, GONE, ETC.

In 1987, Tiffany became more than just a lamp company and fat girl's name- it became the label of a star. Fifteen years later- it's back to a fat girl's name and lamp company. So what happened to the star?

Well, Tiffany sort of faded away. Quickly. Much like we expect Mariah Carrey will do soon, Tiffany fell from musical success to musical asterisk after a series of commercial and artistic failures.

Actually, she was always an artistic failure. But she did enjoy a brief period of commercial success. Unlike her nemesis Debbie Gibson (aka, Deborah Gibson, now starring on Broadway) there was no profitable reemergence of Tiffany in the late 1990s.

Not that she didn't try, of course. In 2000 she resurfaced from years of working retail to release an Alanis Morissette (who herself is getting close to forgotten) influenced album. It flopped in magnificent fashion.

But you'd never know this by her website. By golly, gee- last year she set the attendance record for a BYU concert. Wow! Good thing the Smothers Brothers didn't open for her or some of those kids might not have made it to the nine o'clock Bible study!

The site, is at:

www.TiffanyMusic.com

THE "FF TALLY"

Site Design: 4 Stars- nice layout, but the colors are typically dull.

Site Content: 2 Stars- One-third of the site is Tiffany's huge head.

Self-Humiliation Level: 3 Stars- Her letter to her fans is really quite amusing. Apologetic, manic, and loquacious- but still not as funny as her huge head next to it.