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Aames, William
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A- Eight is Enough |
www.Bibleman.com |
From Eight is Enough to Internet bible preaching. Hmmm.
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Andrews, Real
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A- General Hospital |
www.realandrews.net |
Inches from being a gay porn site. Weekly chat sessions.
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Arngrim, Alison
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A- Little House on the Prarie |
www.hgd.com |
Nellie is now doing stand up and rasing cash for AIDS research. Who isn't in Hollywood?
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Austin, Sherrie
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A- Facts of Life |
www.sherrieaustin.com |
Why is it Nashville is the last stop for so many of the fallen?
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Bateman, Justine
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A- Family Ties |
www.justinebateman.com |
Alex would approve of the capitalism- but not the fashion.
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Bernard, Crytal
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A- Wings, Slumber Party Massacre II |
www.crystalbernard.com |
Incredibly, she seems to have some actual fans!
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Bonaduce, Danny
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A- The Partridge Family |
www.star987.com |
Looks like Carrott Top with some fashion sense. Currently a DJ.
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Brisebois, Danielle
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A- All in the Family |
www.getmusic.com |
Find out about her new punk music career. Great.
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Cameron, Kirk
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A- Growing Pains |
www.KirkCameron.net |
Memories of Alan Thicke, comments on acting, and plenty of Jesus too!
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Carrot Top
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A- Comedian |
www.carrottop.com |
Tons of flashing graphics, annoying .wav files, and (predictably) bad humor. |
Cassidy, David
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A- The Partridge Family |
www.davidcassidy.com |
Hey everybody there's a song that we're singing: David's balding! |
Chapen, Lauren
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A- Father Knows Best |
laurenknowsbest.com |
She's now a preacher/producer. Check out her lame "investment" pitch. |
Coleman, Gary
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A- Diff't Strokes |
www.UGO.com |
Unable to afford $15 for a domain name, the ailing,
bankrupt, fallen kid actor uses UGO's
space to pen an advice column. Who's listening?
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Craig, Yvonne
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A- Batgirl |
www.yvonnecraig.com |
Batgirl, who also did gigs on "McHale's Navy"
and "Star Trek" hawks autographs to geeks from around the world.
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Daily, EG
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A Better Off Dead |
www.egdaily.com |
The chick singing at the dance in Better Off Dead
now makes her shekels doing Rugrats voice-overs.
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Deluise, Dom
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A Annoying Comedian |
www.DomDeluise.com |
Bloated, overly excited Dom Deluise offers bread bags and recipes. Yes!
Dom accepts PayPal!
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Denver, Bob
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A Gilligan's Island |
www.BobDenver.com |
A wrinkled, desperate Gilligan urges you to buy autographs while wearing that
same stupid hat. Seems like a nice enough guy but.... no thanks, lil' buddy.
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Dolenz, Mickey
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M The Monkees |
www.hooloovoo.com |
Yeah, he's actually still alive!
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Donovan, Elisa
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A Blossom, Clueless |
www.hooloovoo.com |
Describes in great detail her passion for grapes and weight loss.
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Dukakis, Michael
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P Former Democratic Presidental Candidate |
www.casdn.neu.edu |
Gore must look at this page and cringe at the future.
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Edwards, Gail
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A Blossom, Full House |
www.gailedwards.com |
They don't get any more once famous then this. This site is almost completely devoid of content.
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Eisenmann, Ike
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A Star Trek |
members.tripod.com |
Looks like a nine-year old created the page- everything is centered. |
Estrada, Erik
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A CHiPs, Bold and the Beuatiful |
www.erikestrada.com-us.com |
Sorry Erik- star status in the Mexican Soap Opera circut doesn't save
you from being once famous. Note the lame MIDI music playing in the back.
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Feldman, Corey
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A/S Goonies, Gremlins |
www.hooloovoo.com |
Corey's official page shares web space with several Canadian figure skaters. Honest.
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Ferdin, Pamelyn
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A/S Voice of "Lucy" from Peanuts |
www.pamelynferdin.com |
Proudly recites her hundreds of forgotten guest appearances.
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Ferrigno, Lou
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A/S The Hulk, Bodybuilder |
www.louferrigno.com |
The Green One preaches fitness to other meatheads.
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Garver, Kathy
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P- Family Affair, Matlock |
www.KathyCarver.com |
She lists "kazoo" amongst her interests. |
Gingrich, Newt
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P- Former Speaker of the House |
www.newt.org |
Newt's always been a character, of course these days, no one is really
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Gore, Al
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P- Former Senator, Vice-President |
www.columbia.edu |
Al is a text and no graphics kinda guy. |
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Hall, Anthony Michael
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A- SNL, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, 16 Candles |
www.HallofMirrors.com |
Download Anthony's latest single (yeah, he thinks he's a rock star now- go figure).
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Hasselhoff, David
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A- Knight Rider, Baywatch |
www.davidhasselhoff.com |
This one's debatable. While he's been inactive lately- he's still huge in Germany. |
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iWon.com
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O- aspiting portal |
www.iWon.com |
Just a blip on the Internet fame radar screen. |
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Johnson, Holly
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M- Frankie Goes to Hollywood |
www.hollyjohnson.com |
Former "Frankie Goes to Hollywood" (one hit wonder band
of the mid-80s) promotes bad art via an uncharacteristically cool looking site.
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Kaelin, Kato
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C- OJ Simpson Trial |
www.eastcoastet.com |
Kato's agent offers him for insightful commentary. Oh, please.
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Lauper, Cyndi
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M- Time after Time |
cyndilauper.com |
Girls just wanna tour Argentina in a lame attempt to revive their careers.
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Licht, Jeremy
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A- The Hogan Family, Twilight Zone: The Movie |
robrt.com/jeremy |
Typical child actor site: poor design and content coupled with old PR photos.
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Livingston, Stanley
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A- My Three Sons |
www.stanleylivingston.com |
Stan's a stage actor now- trouble is- his schedule seems pretty bare.
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Lopez, Mario
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A- Saved by the Bell |
www.mario-lopez.com |
Get a shirt on- cheese ball.
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Lynn, Dawn
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A- My Three Sons |
www.tvtoys.com |
$15 for a personalized autograph. Do you think anyone's bought one?
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Maradona, Diego
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S- Soccer |
www.diegomaradona.com |
Argentina's drug cursed soccer star relives his past.
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Mathers, Jerry
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A- Leave it to Beaver |
www.JerryMathers.tv |
A "dot TV" domain name- oh Jerry, you are so witty.
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Margret, Ann
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A- Viva Las Vegas, Tommy |
www.ann-margret.com |
Has not aged a bit (honest).
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McCormick, Maureen
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A- The Brady Bunch |
www.ttinet.com |
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
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Nemec, Corinn
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A- Parker Lewis Can't Lose |
oursites.org/corinnemec |
Former Fox star now a colporteur for Scientology- take a free personality test.
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Nillson, Inger
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C- Pippi Longstockings |
www.pippilangstrumpf.de |
Das ist en Deutsch.
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O'Connor, Sinead
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A- Nothing Compares 2 U |
www.sinead-oconnor.com |
Since you forgot her she has become a priestess, let her
hair grow, and gotten even weirder. (Really).
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Patrick, Butch
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A- The Munsters |
www.themunsters.com |
Special 1-800 number allows you to book Butch for
parties.
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Pele
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S- Soccer |
pele.uol.com.br |
For our Portuguese speaking visitors.
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Petersen, Paul
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A- Donna Reed Show |
www.minorcon.org |
Paul now runs this non-profit which benefits child
actors. Give 'till it hurts folks.
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Petrovic, Drazen
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S- Basketball |
dom.avalon.hr/petro |
Very sad, actually.
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Piscopo, Joe
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A- Saturday Night Live |
delafont.com |
Joe's still doing Sinatra. And now, the end is near.
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Provost, John
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A- "Timmy" from Lassie |
www.jonprovost.com |
Bills itself as the only authorized site- as if there
are others.
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Rice, Donna
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M- Gary Hart's lap |
www.protectkids.com |
Former Gary Hart fling now sells anti-porn software.
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Rickles, Don
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A- The Don Rickles Show |
www.thehockeypuck.com |
How does this guy stay in the limelight?
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Ross, Shavar
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A- Diff't Strokes, Family Matters |
www.tri7et.com |
Only sixteen people had particpated in his online poll
the last time we checked.
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Shore, Pauly
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A- Encino Man, Jury Duty |
www.PaulyShore.com |
See Pauly's ex-girlfriends, watch him party...
you gotta appreciate a former celebrity who knows his niche. Nice job weasel.
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Simmons, Richard
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A- Various infommercials |
www.richardsimmons.com |
Richard helps you "get even more motivated,
find friends, achieve your weight-loss goals." Find friends? Capital idea, you silly little freak.
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Starr, Ringo
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M- The Fab Four |
www.richardsimmons.com |
Ringo is playing the same gigs as mega groups "Cracker"
and "Soul Asylum."
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Tiffany
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www.TiffanyMusic.com |
She's posing for "Playboy" now. It's about time! |
Torvalds, Linus
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M Creator of LINUX O/S |
www.cs.helsinki.fi |
Skip this site if you hate nerds. |
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Usher, Raymond
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A/M She's All That |
www.usherworld.com |
Here's a great chance to watch a celebrity become a nobody. This guy's star is falling
faster than his annoying FLASH site. |
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Von Oy, Jenna
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www.jennavonoy.com |
Annoying "Six" from Blossom insists on remaining annoying a decade later. (Alhough kinda hot, too). |
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Walker, Jimmie
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A- Good Times |
www.dynomitejj.com |
Watch JJ dish out surprisingly conservative political rhetoric.
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Wheaton, Will
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A- Stand by Me, Star Trek: The Next Generation |
www.wilwheaton.net |
Buy his book recommendations from Amazon so he can pay his rent.
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Whelchel, Lisa
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A- "Blair" from The Facts of Life |
www.lisawhelchel.com |
What's she been doing the past few years? Eating, apparently.
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Whitaker, Johnny
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A- Family Affair |
www.johnnywhitaker.com |
So cash starved he can't afford to get the register.com banner off of his site.
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Williams, Barry
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A- The Brady Bunch |
www.barrywilliams.com |
Quite possibly the single, saddest once famous site on the Net. FYI Greg- your voice sucks.
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Yothers, Tina
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A- Family Ties |
www.jadedonline.com |
Thinks she is Courtney Love.
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Zuninga, Daphne
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A- Spaceballs |
www.daphne-zuniga.com |
Thanks for the email, Daphne's lawyer. You are correct, people have signed
her guestbook. Now get her some work instead of whining at us.
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